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I did this over at FA a few days ago and it was pretty fun, today I will do it over here. I will doodle the first three comments. Only rule, has to fit into one sentence. Go!
Unemployment in 3...2...1
So there I was last week when my recruiter calls me up and is all like:
Rec- "So we hear your contract is up next week has you job notified you yet?"
TOC - >.> "No..."
Rec - "Oh, well we'd like to start helping you look for a new job."
TOC - -.- "Sounds good I guess.."
Rec - "We have nothing open at the moment."
TOC - >.< "Hooray?"
When I contacted my supervisor I could tell I obviously put him in a corner because he was very apologetic. Apparently there were not going to tell me until today. I had found out a week early.
In short,
"We are sorry that we cannot renew your contract. You have been one of the best employee
Well shit.
Lets say that life has once again sucker punched me. I need a bit of cash ASAP so I am offering 50% off commissions to the first 5 people. 25% off to the next 5.
From my front page on Comms
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The Order of Cyd is here for YOU!
We are a holy order dedicated to the Weaver and all her creations. We are the most devote followers but you need not even believe in a higher power to ask for help. Our Order has dedicated itself to the uplifting of all Plush from suffering and strife. All one needs to do is ask for help. Abbot Cyd first wandered the world two hundred years ago as a dejected follower of the Weaver. He saw much suffering in the towns surrounding the metropolises of the past. He sought to help in the only way he knew how with his own two hands. Our Friars wander the world in his stead in search of those in need. They ask for nothing in return but that you
The Penitent will save you YOU!
Where were you when the Weaver handed down her judgement upon the Plush? Sleeping in your warm beds, safe behind the walls of lies and comfort of ignorance. You scream 'Why?" to the Weaver when you know she has no obligation to answer you. We are her creations she may do with us as she likes. You scream into the void your entitlements and blasphemes as if you were more than just stitches and plush. You are nothing. You are no one. You are just Plush. Why you ask did she deem to judge us and send our numbers back to the Loom? Why? Why? Why? Why? You know why!
You forsake her. You turned your faith from the Weaver to one of her creations and
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Oh, this competitive environment...
Just done with a match of chess were my opponent used about 25-26 minutes on his turns and I used around 7-8 minutes on mine, he did not surrender a single valuable pieces before the very end, when he just used reckless tactics to crush the last bit of renitence I could put up...
Just done with a match of chess were my opponent used about 25-26 minutes on his turns and I used around 7-8 minutes on mine, he did not surrender a single valuable pieces before the very end, when he just used reckless tactics to crush the last bit of renitence I could put up...